Sunday, July 27, 2008

this little thing

called renee's birthday is happening tomorrow
@ my house
u should probably come by
get wet & wild with us
it's VERY dramatic

july 30th

she & him
u dont even understand

daily dress

thank u



youve stolen it
or maybe i have

im sure the feeling isnt mutual
it never is
i guess im just lost
... typical

finding myself
with you on my mind
its brutal

i melt
or maybe its the opposite
i can never tell

tho, ive sworn off love
i cant swear off you
... impossible

this is not a love note
or a sorrowful plea
i promise
its something in between

thats all i ever get
but, if thats all you'll give
im obliged to take it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

awesome kid

she is european (because all the cool kids are)
but i really hope this little gem of a child dressed herself

the international man of mystery

the incredible graffiti artist, bansky has been unmasked, after many years of mystery.
u should really read this interesting article about the artist, and who he REALLY his,8599,1825271,00.html?xid=rss-arts

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

i cant even wait

the hills will take over my life in august

Monday, July 21, 2008


in love


the white party went off without a hitch

thank u all for coming!

it was a blast

tho, my backyard looks like hurricane katrina, thats ok!

they pulled thru & soo will the linden housers

expect pictures up soon on the 'ole myspace & facebook & probably here as well... expect them everywhere!

see u all tonight @ 8 off 8th for some nite nite action

love love like a glove

i cant sit here

& take all the credit

im viciously and disgustingly obsessed with

i post sooo many things on my blog from that blog, so i decided to share the wealth


be just as engrossed as i am

Sunday, July 20, 2008


i want to retire from life
be mary kate olsen

i really hate alcohol

hate the way it makes me feel the next morning...
i hate how depressed and weird i get the day after
the list could go on and on

why do we do it to ourselves?

over it for awhile

lets do something of the non debauchery persuasion...

thinking about doing a cleanse for a couple of days, perhaps?

we'll see...

Saturday, July 19, 2008


wear these EVERYWHERE u go
i'm in love

the fact

that these people are walking around somewhere, makes me really happy
granted they are in berlin & i'll never see them face to face
it still makes me pretty excited





my favorite video
its very john waters
which makes me happy
because i love ANYTHING & EVERYTHING john waters

roisin murphy-movie star

i want to party all the time


thank u mr. todd for this lovely flyer!

come party in white with us!

& celebrate the birth of miss lola the lamb!


Saturday, July 12, 2008

i want

to dress like this everyday
someone buy me some toms

the knife

altho, i love their music, like, a lot... they are the strangest

like morning coffee

only better

currently in LOVE with this song & video.
it started my morning off right

hope it does the same for u

frankmusik-in step

Thursday, July 10, 2008


break out ur members only jackets, please

btw, this commercial was made in 1982


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

the lohans

i've been watching living lohan quite religously. the show is a train wreck (specially moma lohan) but i just cant stop watching the rise/inevitable fall of lil lohan. the younger sister of lindsay lohan, who oddly enough, looks 10 years older than her older sister. it's weird. anyway. u know u've all watched with pain wrenching awe everytime ali lohan goes into the studio to record a new song. we're all curious. turns out she can actually sing, to my surprise. she "dropped" her new single today. & i'll admit. i kind of like it. would i buy it? no. would i download it illegally from the internets, probably not. but its worth a listen. enjoi.


its seems life never lets up in the wonderful world of chainsaw (yes, i just referred to myself in 3rd person) but its the truth. turns out after getting pulled over last nite, that my license is suspended. some dumb fuck (excuse my french)didnt enter my paper work right, so my license still says suspended from last year. all because i paid a ticket late. wtf? anywayz, i'm getting a lawyer & all that jazz. so expect an update. hopefully all this mess will be fixed soon. i'm lucky that i didn't end up in jail last nite. since this technically is my 2nd offense driving with a suspended license. that would have been so paris hilton of me, 'cept less glamorous & minus the major press coverege she got.
so, no driving for me. just bumming rides. walking. & hopefully bike riding.

Monday, July 7, 2008

heads up

its FINALLY happening. we've been planning this party since we all moved into the linden house. its still 2 weeks away, so that gives everyone time to find something white to wear. basically if u dont wear white, dont come!
also, for special guests that arrive early, we will have champagne punch & h'orderves. there will also be a photobooth & good music from dj friends of ours!
lets pretend like were in the hamptons!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

early halloween?

the roomies & i have been talking about having a celebrity look-a-like party, after the long over due white party that is... the rules would be very easy. go as a famous person u've been told u look like... my choices are the following:
jack black
jay mccarroll
kelly osbourne

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008

celebrity randomness


it appears that mandy moore & ryan adams are no longer the latest "it" couple.
they've broken up. sad. sad.
i thought the pairing was strange, but it did give mandy moore some cool points.

i really dont know why im posting this information...

i guess because i think its just odd that they were even together to begin with

ps. ryan adams really needs to loose the bleach blonde urine look.

trainwrecks of the week/all time

im not sure why ms. courtney love is riding around in a shopping cart, but then again i dont understand why she does most of the the things she does... regardless, it makes me laugh & want blue wayfarers

it seems that tara reid didnt get the memo that she's not famous anymore. i cant believe she has people that still take pictures of her. & im not even touching what i think of this outfit.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

buy me these things on ebay




yeah. what? im a little obsessed with "return to oz"