Saturday, December 27, 2008

thank you mom

for buying me 6 seasons of beverly hills 90210
i never have to leave the house

... you think i'm joking

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


i feel like this guy

Monday, December 15, 2008

two of my favorites

lykke li & bon iver
doing a lovely/fun rendition of lykke li's "dance dance dance"

one day i will marry bon iver
he just doesn't know it yet

Thursday, December 11, 2008

take me to the movies

i really want to see these
lets go!

Synecdoche, New York

Slumdog Millionaire

Rachel Getting Married

The Wrestler

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

nothing says merry christmas

like THIS christmas card

let the painting begin

all of my lovely friends will be getting a chainsaw original for christmas this year... i only have 13 canvases to paint before chrismas, send inspiration this way

love u

Monday, December 8, 2008

oh, karl

you've trully out done yourself
tho i wasn't crazy about his previous efforts in mens wear
im really inspired by his latest collection
thank you mr. lagerfeld

Friday, November 28, 2008


about shaving my head


i've never done it
it kind of represents how i've been feeling lately


sometimes in life...

your real parents are able to reunite

gosh, i really hope ma & pa can work things out & get back together...

Thursday, October 2, 2008



u really love this photoshoot & christina aguilera


i love a good film
'specially when they involve angelina jolie

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


is finally here
this year i will spend it like this:

wearing plaid
drinking chai tea
listening to slow grooves/britney spears
wearing boots
wearing wide legs pants
not shaving, or cutting my hair
smoking parliament lights
drinking red wine
being in love
sketching @ fido
wearing oversized everything
laughing on the roof with bests

Saturday, August 30, 2008

i cant help it

im obsessed with heidi montag
if she wasnt on the hills
i probably wouldn't watch


she pretends to be a singer
if u know whats good in life, u'll watch her music video


looks like someone forgot there pants!
its ok tho
mk can do whatever the fuck she wants
tru story


or i guess the politically correct term would be native americans...

everyone & there mom wants to be an indian/native american these days.
its borderline annoying
maybe it is annoying
lets explore

this girl

in my personal op the only people that can get away with dressing like this are:
an actual indian
or devendra b.
oh, & matt brown

thats it

Sunday, August 24, 2008


i've lost hope in the human race.


i want to flee the country.
go somewhere, where no one knows my name & i dont have to speak to anyone.
i can be alone.
cease to exist.
take me away

Saturday, August 23, 2008

i want

to dress like this ALLLLL fall long
u just watch


& i wish fall would hurry up
i've been trying to get away with wearing flannel and beanies and it just isn't working... because i live in tennessee & its too fucking hot

Sunday, August 17, 2008


excited about this

Friday, August 15, 2008

in honor of:

tonya harding.

because she is in nashville recording a country album (yes, im serious)
i decided to post some of her more rewarding moments

something tells me she watches this everday

i feel like

someone (maybe several people) in nashville are running around with this very same tattoo


pretty much describes my summer
im in love with her new video

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

because i love britney spears

im not afraid to admit it

& im kind of excited about the VMA's
basically, because i dont have much else to be excited about...

Friday, August 8, 2008

kanye west

has officially taken over the world...


i find it amazing that he has reached such a young demographic

the kids sure are jumping on the "hip" band wagon early these days

dave thinks

that i should blog about chipmunks...

because i haven't really been inspired to blog about much lately

is it wrong that i just feel that chipmunks are played out??
maybe even a little creepy?


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

the heat

causes delirium... i just saw this on the news... & it makes soooo much sense

its so hot that i stepped outside & started sweating profusely, like i had gone for a run.
this has got to stop

fall. please come over & cool things off

Sunday, July 27, 2008

this little thing

called renee's birthday is happening tomorrow
@ my house
u should probably come by
get wet & wild with us
it's VERY dramatic

july 30th

she & him
u dont even understand

daily dress

thank u



youve stolen it
or maybe i have

im sure the feeling isnt mutual
it never is
i guess im just lost
... typical

finding myself
with you on my mind
its brutal

i melt
or maybe its the opposite
i can never tell

tho, ive sworn off love
i cant swear off you
... impossible

this is not a love note
or a sorrowful plea
i promise
its something in between

thats all i ever get
but, if thats all you'll give
im obliged to take it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

awesome kid

she is european (because all the cool kids are)
but i really hope this little gem of a child dressed herself

the international man of mystery

the incredible graffiti artist, bansky has been unmasked, after many years of mystery.
u should really read this interesting article about the artist, and who he REALLY his,8599,1825271,00.html?xid=rss-arts

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

i cant even wait

the hills will take over my life in august

Monday, July 21, 2008


in love


the white party went off without a hitch

thank u all for coming!

it was a blast

tho, my backyard looks like hurricane katrina, thats ok!

they pulled thru & soo will the linden housers

expect pictures up soon on the 'ole myspace & facebook & probably here as well... expect them everywhere!

see u all tonight @ 8 off 8th for some nite nite action

love love like a glove

i cant sit here

& take all the credit

im viciously and disgustingly obsessed with

i post sooo many things on my blog from that blog, so i decided to share the wealth


be just as engrossed as i am

Sunday, July 20, 2008


i want to retire from life
be mary kate olsen

i really hate alcohol

hate the way it makes me feel the next morning...
i hate how depressed and weird i get the day after
the list could go on and on

why do we do it to ourselves?

over it for awhile

lets do something of the non debauchery persuasion...

thinking about doing a cleanse for a couple of days, perhaps?

we'll see...

Saturday, July 19, 2008


wear these EVERYWHERE u go
i'm in love

the fact

that these people are walking around somewhere, makes me really happy
granted they are in berlin & i'll never see them face to face
it still makes me pretty excited





my favorite video
its very john waters
which makes me happy
because i love ANYTHING & EVERYTHING john waters

roisin murphy-movie star

i want to party all the time


thank u mr. todd for this lovely flyer!

come party in white with us!

& celebrate the birth of miss lola the lamb!


Saturday, July 12, 2008

i want

to dress like this everyday
someone buy me some toms

the knife

altho, i love their music, like, a lot... they are the strangest

like morning coffee

only better

currently in LOVE with this song & video.
it started my morning off right

hope it does the same for u

frankmusik-in step

Thursday, July 10, 2008


break out ur members only jackets, please

btw, this commercial was made in 1982


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

the lohans

i've been watching living lohan quite religously. the show is a train wreck (specially moma lohan) but i just cant stop watching the rise/inevitable fall of lil lohan. the younger sister of lindsay lohan, who oddly enough, looks 10 years older than her older sister. it's weird. anyway. u know u've all watched with pain wrenching awe everytime ali lohan goes into the studio to record a new song. we're all curious. turns out she can actually sing, to my surprise. she "dropped" her new single today. & i'll admit. i kind of like it. would i buy it? no. would i download it illegally from the internets, probably not. but its worth a listen. enjoi.


its seems life never lets up in the wonderful world of chainsaw (yes, i just referred to myself in 3rd person) but its the truth. turns out after getting pulled over last nite, that my license is suspended. some dumb fuck (excuse my french)didnt enter my paper work right, so my license still says suspended from last year. all because i paid a ticket late. wtf? anywayz, i'm getting a lawyer & all that jazz. so expect an update. hopefully all this mess will be fixed soon. i'm lucky that i didn't end up in jail last nite. since this technically is my 2nd offense driving with a suspended license. that would have been so paris hilton of me, 'cept less glamorous & minus the major press coverege she got.
so, no driving for me. just bumming rides. walking. & hopefully bike riding.

Monday, July 7, 2008

heads up

its FINALLY happening. we've been planning this party since we all moved into the linden house. its still 2 weeks away, so that gives everyone time to find something white to wear. basically if u dont wear white, dont come!
also, for special guests that arrive early, we will have champagne punch & h'orderves. there will also be a photobooth & good music from dj friends of ours!
lets pretend like were in the hamptons!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

early halloween?

the roomies & i have been talking about having a celebrity look-a-like party, after the long over due white party that is... the rules would be very easy. go as a famous person u've been told u look like... my choices are the following:
jack black
jay mccarroll
kelly osbourne

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008

celebrity randomness


it appears that mandy moore & ryan adams are no longer the latest "it" couple.
they've broken up. sad. sad.
i thought the pairing was strange, but it did give mandy moore some cool points.

i really dont know why im posting this information...

i guess because i think its just odd that they were even together to begin with

ps. ryan adams really needs to loose the bleach blonde urine look.

trainwrecks of the week/all time

im not sure why ms. courtney love is riding around in a shopping cart, but then again i dont understand why she does most of the the things she does... regardless, it makes me laugh & want blue wayfarers

it seems that tara reid didnt get the memo that she's not famous anymore. i cant believe she has people that still take pictures of her. & im not even touching what i think of this outfit.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

buy me these things on ebay




yeah. what? im a little obsessed with "return to oz"

Saturday, June 28, 2008

emo 101

from the beginning it was obvious that a father-son relationship just wasnt in our cards. he wanted me to play football, i wanted to read & paint. he never understod that. he never understod why i couldn't be like all the other boys my age & i could never understand how he couldn't take a common interest in the things i enjoyed. we were doomed from the start. over the years, things got worse before they got better. i became more unlike everyone else & he remained the same... my views were broadened from theatre & film. his were stagnant and that of a good 'ole southern boy. something that he was born into and something that he couldn't change. we clashed on numerous occasions. clashing so hard that physical fights would erupt. punches would be thrown. it was never pretty whenever we were in the same room together. through all of our differences though, i always loved him.
now he's sick. dying. & im at a loss. each breath i take, i wish i could give to him. the man who never understod me, but deep down always tried. i wouldn't take back our differences, our fights. never. those things have taught me so much about myself. about people. about life.
yesterday, was the first time i had seen him, since hearing of his illness. we cried. it was honest. it was hard.
you can never mend the past. u cant take back the things that were said or done, but u can always progress. move on. start something new. i just got a tattoo. sometimes they are the only things that make me feel alive. i got it for my dad. it's a falling autumn leaf. its fallen from it's tree to be whisked away somewhere. its fallen from its home, but a new leaf will grow in its place. something brighter, something newer.

Friday, June 27, 2008

in alabama

without a banjo on my knee


blah blah

see u bastards on sunday

Saturday, June 21, 2008

this gives me joy

i cant help my soft spot for rap music. some of it really makes me smile.


i really need someone to buy me katy perry's cd. it makes me smile, as well.
im all about smiling right now.
in my op, shes the most exciting thing going on in pop music, for sure.

so... open up ur ears & your eyes, cuz the girl is yum-town!

oh, & this if u've been living in a cave.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

thao and the get down, stay down

u missed a gem of a show last nite
@ the end

it was quite magical

im going to marry thao nguyen

enjoy the video for bag of hammers

its grand

Wednesday, June 18, 2008


i really REALLY hate not having a phone.
i feel like have NO friends...

please come see me @ work.
my communication skills are lacking today

im pretty sure i need to be around PEOPLE
like u

heads up for fall

again, just for the boys... sorry ladies. i just feel that the fashion for the men is lacking. or at least that's what i gather from seeing most of the guys walking the streets these days.

now, i know fall is a ways away. but its never a bad thing to be prepared.
enjoy these favorites for fall 2008
michael bastian
gilded age
duckie brown
dries van noten
bottega veneta
again, bottega veneta
adam kimmel
emanuel ungaro